Miyerkules, Nobyembre 2, 2011
Lunes, Oktubre 31, 2011
11 Police Officers were hanging on a rope from a helicopter,10 men and 1 woman.
the rope was not strong enough for all of them. one had to let go.
they couldn't decide who. the woman gave a speech,she said:
"I would voluntarily let go of the rope,cause as woman,I am used to giving up everything for my husband and kids,or for all of you,and I am used to making sacrifices with little in return.."
all the men clapped their hands :D
Martes, Oktubre 25, 2011
Dawbi Logar, Chada? by John Lagahit on Thursday, April 14, 2011 at 8:26pm
This is just a random, though not so accurate note by a Kagayanon of immigrant ancestry.
You are a Kagayanon if:
1. You can fluently speak and use “chada” "logar" “choi” “lakag” ‘kei” “dawbi” "biyo" and “ha”
2. Your last name is a name of a street. Or if not, you are somehow related to the Velezes, Neris, Yacapins, Pabayos, Borjas, Roas, and Tamparongs [and the Bacals too].
3. You like to drink on the streets, bridges, and more formally, at gas stations.
4. You prefer Red Horse over any other beer, or over any other drink for that matter.
5. After getting drunk, you eat Humba at Aling Violi’s, RM at La Creole, or Bulalo at Terrazo.
6. You know what’s in Cruz-Taal Street.......................................... Yee’s Kitchenette!
And you know that pyramids exist not only in Egypt.
7. Speaking of food, your karinderia of choice is ZC.
8. Your favorites include Butcher’s Best and Bigby’s.
9. You eat chicken skin standing at COC during the day, and chicken proven [still standing] during night time at Pabayo Street.
10. You call a street vendor “Borjing” or “Borj” .
11. You want tourist visitors to experience White Water Rafting and Asia's longest Zipline at Dahilayan. And that would also include Mapawa Nature Park and Eco-Tourism Village.
12. You wouldn’t want these visitors to leave without Vjandep Pastels and Pine Ham.
13. You can sing the jingle of Cagayan Park View Hotel by heart.
14. You know who Kasama Tsui is.
15. You jay-walk anytime, anywhere.
16. You do not ride any other taxi but an Altis.
17. You avoid Corrales Avenue on Friday nights and Saturday nights.
18. You are used to getting pissed at the traffic situation and the reckless drivers to the extent that they no longer piss you. [Cars park on jeepney stops, jeepneys stop in the middle of the road, and vehicles enter one-way streets, among others].
19. You don’t call the jeepneys. It’s the other way around.
20. You know the legend of the golden giant fish.
21. You come from different highschools but will eventually meet at one university.
22. You know that you can shop good-finds at Gaisano and Ororama.
23. You are more familiar with the landmarks like Agfa, KSY, German Doctors, Wadhu's, and Amphitheater than RN Abejuela Street, Captain Vicente Roa Street, Vamenta Boulevard, Hayes Street, Mortola Street, JR Borja Street, and Capistrano Street [the names of the streets where those places are located].
24. You know your way out of Barangay Nazareth.
25. You get together with your friends on November 1 at Greenhills, Divine Shepherd, or at Oro Gardens.
26. In music, you say “Ram Chaves” and “Mark Bautista” ... In Basketball, you say "Jojo Lastimosa" "Aaron Aban" and "Bitoi Omolon"
27. You meet-up and/or study at Dunkin Donuts Divisoria.
28. You laugh at Bernie Bitok-Bitok’s punchlines.
29. You swear a lot . . . And “Y*w@” gets out of your mouth 11 and a half times out of 10.
30. You believe you are in the safest part of the world even when war has broken loose nearby.
Self
Sometimes your existence gives hope to a person.
Your smile may be a pearl to someone.
Your presence might be the desire of the one who loves you dearly.
So value yourself.
You exist for a reason.
Seven
Why is 7 God’s perfect number when in fact 7 is an odd number?
There are 7 days a week,
7 wonders of the world.
According to the Bible,
you must forgive 70x7.
Even the word “forgive” has 7 letters.
There are 7 last words.
The rainbow has 7 colors and it has 7 letters.
Even the word “promise” has 7 letters.
Maybe God wanted it that way for even the word
“mystery” has 7 letters.
Begin to see all the 7 virtues in life- faith,hope,love,charity,patience,kindness and humility.
memories!
Sometimes, it is not only the bad memories that are making you sad but also the best ones which you know, will not happen again for the second time.The only way you’ll know how important something is in your life is when it gets taken away from you by someone who can take good care of it better than you do.
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